dduane:

fuzzlesan:

jimmydimmick:

crumblingtower:

Pompeii Graffiti!

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If you’ve never read these, they’re absolutely brilliant. No difference from the things you find on bathroom walls today.

A few favorites:

Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.

Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

SERIOUSLY GUYS READ THEM ALL.

IF YOU FUCK A FIRE YOU’LL BURN YOUR DICK

Romans are the best really

I know a lot of these and love them dearly. Must check the tumblr and see if they’re doing any of the sports graffiti.